"It's a right Wing Conspiracy"
Hilary Clinton
"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
W.C. Fields
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice."
Bill Cosby
"By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean."
Mark Twain
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
Lily Tomlin
ROTFL.. those were really cute!
My favorite is the last one …
Me too!
The next Republican debate is hilarious.
These are great ones!!!
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